Still around, although now it's just an archive. Got to the new sites mentioned below!
what! This site is now an archive. Cory!! Has moved
into the NEW web with a Podcast,
and a Blog.
Go there to see what he's up to.
You can still look at this stuff if you want, but really, why?
Just what the flaming blue hootie have you stumbled in to? We're glad you asked. If you've never been here before, click on the Guinness to see just what this site is all about. We, however, just like looking at Guinness, Cory's only true love and the only thing on the planet he trusts. Well, that and his newly hired armadillos who put up his ravings whilst he attempts to do what F. Scott Fitzgerald did so well.
Drink himself to death.
These words are put into their proper place by the minions of Cory!! Strode, the Most Mizzerable Son Of A Bitch on the Planet.
If you like your wit delivered as tongue in cheek as a lesbian orgy, you've found the right website. If you don't like written humor, or are illiterate and the words on the site make you angry, we have a pearl of wisdom for you: Life Sucks, Wear A Hat.
In addition, here at Solitaire Rose Productions we welcome YOUR input about like we welcome a sharp blow to the head. So leave us alone and don't bather to e-mail the lousy rat bastard himself .
You could complain about the colors chosen or the attitude of the site, but your complaint will fall on deaf ears. No one listens to us, so why should we listen to you?
Why Do YOU Think you are so special? Because you aren't, you know. If you were, you wouldn't have time for this crap.
So look around. If you like what you see, tell your friends. If you don’t, tell people you hate because it’s a great shitty trick to play on them. There are people who buy him drinks to get him to ramble, but you can get it in the comfort of your own home. Or work, if you're goofing off. And don't think we won't tell your boss.
All of you will bow before his maleficence once he figures out how to best exploit his evil influence!
Copyright © Solitaire Rose Productions. So there.