A Rat Bastard In N'Awlins
OK, so maybe Cory wasn't really thrown away, but when he showed up at the unGodly hour of 8 AM for a swamp tour that never showed up to pick him up. He saw this and the only thing that came to mind was, "I wonder what they do with the strippers when they are all worn out? Do they get left out for anyone to just pick them up off the sidewalk?" He then waited there the rest of the week.