8/24/2000
A piece of advice for all of you who turn to me as your guide and role model.
Liquor before
beer?
Never fear.
Beer before
liquor?
Never sicker.
Beer, fruit,
thousand island dressing, rum, egg salad, scotch, kool ade, V8,
some moldy bread, Tahitian Treat, Jack Daniels, Mad Dog 20/20, a
outboard motor, wine coolers, Zima and a bottle of something left
over from college mixed in a garbage can from behind a Chinese
restaurant?
Throwing up everything but your testicles and shoes.
And I’m not too sure that they aren’t coming up as I type this.
I may
have learned my lesson.
Next time, I’ll throw in some Maalox.