8/18/2000
I have noticed that when people who have webcams get depressed, or happy, or some other emotion other than desperate, they tend to quote song lyrics, as they feel that pop songs by people who make more money scratching their ass in a recording studio than I will in the next five years. OK, ten years if you lousy rat-bastards don’t start buying a membership or two. Why do I suffer you people anyway?
Seeing as how I don’t want to feel ostracized by the burgeoning webcam community and want to stay within the prescribed parameters of this new art form that I founded, I too will quote some song lyrics that will explain exactly how I feel.
Yes, I founded the webcam idea. I came up with back in 1968 while in my bedroom, grounded, telling the teddy bear who I called "Captain Fantasicus" that one day there would be a way for me to sit in my bedroom, do nothing all day and be a big star for it. All the other webcams have stolen that young boy’s idea and misused it as a shameful excuse to try and make themselves stars. Fools. I alone have the staying power. To those who have stolen my idea, I have this to say:
Bah! And Bah again!
However, knowing that my site is far more popular and famous than any of theirs, I have to make sure that I don’t violate any copyright laws, so I will not be quoting lyrics to a song where the person who wrote it might be inclined to sue me.
After going through the songs that fit my mood without such a violation, only one song comes to mind and I hope it fits your mood as well as it does mine:
Bum ba bum ba
bum ba bam ba bum ba bum ba bum ba bum ba bum
Ba bum ba bum ba bum
Ba ba bum ba ba bum bum
Ba bum ba bum ba
bum
Ba ba bum ba ba bum bum
Ba ba ba ba ba
bum
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum ba ba bum ba ba bum
Ba ba bum ba bum
ba bum bum
Ba bum ba bum ba bum
Ba ba bum!
I hope it means as much to you as it does to me.