8/14/2000

I defy anyone to say with a straight face that you can’t live on appetizers for a prolonged period of time. I have been eating only deep fried cheese sticks and jalepino poppers for the last two weeks.

I don’t feel so good.

But I know that they aren’t connected.

It’s prolly that salad I ate about a month ago finally making it’s way through. I’ll never have anything like that again . A little rum will make things all better. But if it doesn’t, the rum will make it so I just don’t care.

Now, sod off, you wankers!