A Rat Bastard In N'Awlins

Cory Drove to N'Awlins because he loves to drive and hates to fly. He hates flying so much that when we try to get him on a plane we have to knock him out like Mr. T on The A-Team, and he alwaqys wakes up screaming that he pities the fool who knocked him out. The other reason he loves to drive in the south isn't just the gas station attendents who have fewer teeth than Cory has people who gives a rat's ass about him...but Stuckey's The home of offensive, worthless crap. Yep, he bought a stuffed frog for one of his bestest friends here...and a pecan log the size of his thigh.

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