A message from beyond the grave

My hands have been taken over by the Late Jerry Falwell:

Hello heathens,

Heaven is a truly wonderful place. I see all of the people who I agreed with on scripture and politics. I'm having wonderful discussions about how there aren't any Homos, Jews or Liberals here, and it shows that I was right all along. I still haven't seen Jesus, though, but when I do, I'm going to ask him to turn up the air conditioning. It's fucking HOT here in heaven.