Way to go, McCain, I'm sure a Medal of FFreedom is on the way

The latest massacre of Iraqi children came as 21 Shia market workers were ambushed, bound and shot dead north of the capital. The victims came from the Baghdad market visited the previous day by John McCain, the US presidential candidate, who said that an American security plan in the capital was starting to show signs of progress.

That's right, "Walnuts" McCain said that things were so great in Iraq that Americans could walk around some neighborhood unguarded, and the Military Commander in Iraq often drove around Baghdad in an unarmored Humvee. When reporters and soldiers questioned his sanity in making such a statement, he flew to Iraq and walked around.

With over 100 soldiers around him out of camera range. Wearing body armor. With two helicopter gunships guarding him. But, amazingly, he wasn't attacked. However, this happens a day later.

That's right, Walnuts, Iraq is perfectly safe and everything is going great. We should ALL praise Godly Bush for saving that country from a brutal dictator who was hung for ordering the death of 140 Iraqi civilians. Oddly enough, more than 140 Iraqi civilians have already died this week in the ongoing violence that we seem unable to stop.

But it's Clinton's fault. Or Congress's fault. Or 9/11 fault. Where are we currently placing the blame for the colossal screw ups in this war...I can't keep track any more.