Right wing ethics watch

Just a few here:

The "creator" of unfunny comic strip Mallard Fillmore arrested for DUI. It ruins my faith in the old belief that drunks are funny, since Mallard Fillmore has never been funny.

One of the more influential (and crazy) right wing websites has an editorial that tofu makes you gay! Who needs science when you have whatever came to you the night before in a scary dream! Besides...it's a DEVIL FOOD!!! Satan gave us soybean curd to make us all gay! OMFG!

I know it's boring, but Bush has appointed an admitted criminal to oversee an area of government he committed the crime in. This time it's the National Institute of Health. Maybe I could get a job by committing the right crime..I want to work in the Treasury, I rob a bank, I want to work in the Defense Department I lie to Congress about illegal arms shipments...