In "Jesus God won't people leave anything alone news:

The Cookie Monster Advocating Eating Healthy.

What next...Foster Brooks coming back from the grave to tell us not to drink so much? Bing Crosby telling us to quit beating our kids? Hulk Hogan telling us that he was only taking vitamins in the 80's?

Please let Cookie Monster continue to be a glutton...it's not like he's a damn role model.