Dear Drudge,

No, I'm not giving you a link, because you sure wouldn't give me one and I'm a stingy bastard.

Today, you have an "article" where you decried John Kerry saying in a speech that a lot of the President's staff were able to get flu shots...by saying that Bill Clinton got one.

A couple of quick points:

1) Bill Clinton just had open heart surgery a few weeks ago, which puts him in a risk catagory that is eligable for the shot.
2) Bill Clinton isn't running for anything.
3) Just admit that you love him, and are mad that he gave his hot, hot love to Monica instead of you. It will be cleansing, and we all know it from how mad you get about him not loving you back.